Category «Stupid»

Top 10 Things You Cannot Miss In Generic Tourist Destination

All artwork is my own.  You can steal it, but why would you?  I mean, a five year old could do better.  Don’t be pathetic. Recently ranked #1 in National Travel Lust Magazine’s ‘Places To Go Right Now or Kill Yourself, You Loser’  Hype List, Generic Tourist Destination has every serious traveller talking. Situated 100km off …

International Court of Travel Injustice: The Bus No Go Case

The International Court of Travel Injustice has been created to resolve unnecessary lawsuits based on petty travel frustrations.  The Court is not recognised by any authority, or by anyone, anywhere, in fact.  Therefore it does not follow traditional procedures, and is largely a farce. Today’s trial is a civil dispute between hyper arrogant blogging empire Before …

A Letter From Behind The Curtain

  11th October 2017 Dearest Mother, I hope this letter finds you well. I write to you on the eighth day of this great Eastern European expedition, upon which I’ve embarked.  Surely did I arrive in the Kingdom of Bulgaria, Wednesday the last. My vessel was that of Wizzair, a large Hungarian aviation machine that …